I would like to call to all of your attention the complete wrongness of relationships with inanimate objects. Humping of course is a perfectly acceptable pastime, enjoyed by many, but RELATIONSHIPS. NOW THAT IS JUST COMPLETELY WRONG. As demonstrated on tv, relationships with inanimate objects can lead to them stalking you and forcing you to hit them with your car because they are sad that you left them for other inanimate objects. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why britney spears is a wrong wrong thing.